These Are Not My Words: Summer Script Swap Spectacular!

SAT // AUG 14 // 10:00PM

A FREE BEER INCLUDED WITH TICKET PURCHASE SPONSORSHIP GENEROUSLY PROVIDED BY ALLAGASH BREWING COMPANY Comedians stitch each other up in this comedy equivalent of a Secret Santa exchange. Twenty comics write an original character monologue for another member of the cast. No one sees what they're performing until they're handed the script moments before they go on stage. Cast has included comics from Characters Welcome, Desus & Mero, The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, Just for Laughs festival, The BBC, and more!


Doors 9:30 PM, show 10:00 PM.
Tickets $18 in advance, $23 at the door, $8 livestream.


No outside food or drink is allowed.

Livestream ticket information

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As we re-open we're doing everything we can to keep our audience, performers, and staff safe and are complying with all Covid regulations.

As part of this, all attendees must present proof of full vaccination to enter. Proof can be via the New York State Excelsior pass, a physical copy of the CDC card, a photo of your CDC card, or other electronic record of vaccination includes name and date (e.g., some chain pharmacies have an app with this information). In all cases the name must match that on your photo ID.

Our full Covid policies can be found here.


Tickets may be refunded up to 24 hours before the event. Within 24 hours we may take exchanges for other events at our discretion. No refunds after the event.


21 A Clinton Street, Manhattan